The Rockies rock. They will win in 5.
The Indians will beat the Red Sucks in 6, including the first game tonight. Then will beat the Rockies in 5. Count on that.
The Dolphins will beat the Browns by 6 this weekend.
New England will CRUSH Dallas.
#17 Kentucky will continue the weekly upset special tradition in college football when they trump unanimous #1 LSU - nearly forcing the BCS out the door.
South Florida will be National Champions after beating Mizzou in the the BCS Championship in January.
LeBron will finally win MVP this season.
Kevin Durant will cry to his mom when Marcus Camby cold-cocks him in the lane in the first month of the season.
Kobe will be traded to Maccabi for a 19 year old point guard named Vladimir. Maccabi will then trade Kobe to Cleveland for Eric Snow. Cleveland wins the title by an average score of 160-70 throughout the playoffs.
Joe Girardi will become the new manager for the New York Yankees.
Ned Yost will break his collarbone again, this time while runner from fans after allowing Derek Turnbow to pitch in a charity softball game (in which a 10-year-old girl will take him yard and he quits life). Not to say that I WANT Turnbow on my team, but rather than he is better than half of the relievers in all of baseball.
Miami will win 3 games this year, and take another QB in the draft, this time it will be in the 7th round and his name will be Tyler Donovan. Their first pick (#2 overall) will be D. McFadden, RB, Arkansas.

These are a few of my sure-to-go-wrong predictions. However, I still think some will work out.... Like the Indians, Rockies, Kentucky, LeBron, Miami and New England. The rest would just be funny, cool, and make me sound like a genius.